A litre and a half of orange juice

Several things have made my day today.
Remembering that I have a litre and a half of orange juice in the fridge was definately one of them.

Having two days off is another.
Yep. I have DAYS OFF. I'm going to Reading on Tuesday to see my bestest Beckoi, and I am very very excited!


Smudge is watching The Apprentice with me. He's laid across the floor all fatty and staring at the television. I love my cats. I don't know where Biscuit is though.

Imagine literally talking the hind legs off a donkey.
I don't think it would be very pleasant. Maybe I should be pleased that this is a talent that I lack.

I would, however, like to be FULL OF BEANS. I love beans. Baked beans, butter beans, kidney beans, but not broad beans. I HATE broad beans.

I love accents. I like farmer accents, olololol.

GET ORF MY LAND!