MY JAW,

I was going to go straight to bed because I'm shattered. But I wanted to tell everyone about my jaw.

You see, when I was at Download Festival, there were loads of peopel offering out free hugs. Most of them I ignored, else I wouldn't have even ever reached the campsite, however a few I did accept. One of these free hugs seems to have busted my jaw in some way. Basically, it was a very OVERZEALOUS hug, and in fact it was not free at all, it cost me dearly in the way of no longer being able to eat without my jaw clicking and crunching, or talk too much without it literally aching. Instead of saying "Free Hugs", the guy's t-shirt should have said "hugs that will break your jaw".

It's really a nusance. And now I'm sat here munching on some crackers to the sound of my jaw clicking uncomfortably and I am very upset about it. I mean, how would they even fix a brokwn jaw, would  they put a cast on my face? I hope not. Anyway, I'm sure it's not broken, just bloody painful and annoying.

That is all.

I'm going to bed.